Bruiser
Scrawny? What the hell, mage? I’ll show you “scrawny”
Uriel
Sounds like someone is overcompensating.
Bruiser
How fucking dare
Zenith
Aww, enemies to lovers, how cute.
Bruiser
... What?
Uriel
Please don’t label me with something from your tropes list. Thanks.
Bruiser
What the hell is a tropes list?
Telos
ZENITH. SHUT UP OR YOU’RE OUT.
Ace
Yeah, don’t spoil things, lil bro.
Zenith
Oooops. ANYWAY. You guys stole my thunder!
I just wrote this paragraph for a sex scene. It’s so bad, it’s good.
Behold:
Xilane pumped his hips as though he was pumping gas for the next monster truck competition. With a melodious roar, he pulled out and ejaculated all over his omega like a musical fountain, complete with flashing lights and drone footage. His cum did not stop flowing. He had to grip himself at the base and swing his cock around like a lasso, using the centrifugal force to eject his last microscopic passengers.
Telos
Brb im cryinggg
Duke
What did I just read?
Uriel
Uhhh.
Titan
