Deployment DMs
Five Years Ago
February
Marco: Hey man. What are you doing?
Jay: Omg… remember my friend Brittany? I'm currently helping her move in with that chick Samira she met at Dirty Frank's.
Marco: LOL that was a month ago! I thought you said she was a turn 'em and burn 'em kind of lady?
Jay: She is… was? Idk, we'll see if she changes her ways. What r u doing? What time is it there?
Marco: It's almost midnight. I'm ok. I had a long day. Just trying to relax and shut it out.
Jay: U wanna tell me about it?
Marco: I can't really. Just that it was fucked up.
Jay: Are you at least safe?
Marco: Yeah man.
Jay: Good. I'm sorry then. Want me to take ur mind off it?
Marco: Lol sure.
Jay: I accidentally looked in one of Brittany's moving boxes and I instantly regretted it. It was large and heavy and the stuff inside it kind of rattled around. I thought it was for the kitchen, so I looked inside to make sure, and it was nearly full of sex toys. I've never seen so many dildos outside of a sex shop.
Marco: LMAO! What else was in there?
Jay: From my quick assessment I also saw rope.
Marco: Nice.
Jay: Oh is it? Is it NICE? Or is it weird to see ur friend's sex toy box? I think I saw a tentacle in there…
Marco: Lol ok, it's a little awkward. But also, good for her.
Jay: What… r u into that stuff? Toys and ropes and kink?
Marco: Never really explored that. Idk.
Jay: Me either.
Jay: In other news… I have a date tonight with Harold's grandson, Noah.
Marco: The one who never texted you back?
Jay: Yeah well, Harold dragged him to the court last week to meet me in person. We hit it off.
Marco: Ah. So what's the plan for tonight?
Jay: Just drinks.
Marco: You gonna make a move?
Jay: We'll see Depends if we can emotionally connect. I have a hard time doing random hookups. What about u? With ur job and whatnot… how do u date?
