Marco: I don't really. I haven't had a gf in years. I've got a couple girls on my roster here. It's casual.
Jay: Anyone back home?
Marco: Not anymore. I cut a lot of people out of my life over the years, tryin to make it a healthier one.
Jay: And I made the cut?! I'm honored.
Marco: Haha I wouldn't say you made the cut… You were a first round draft pick.
Jay: I'M NUMBER ONE, BABY!!
Marco: Lol Don't get too excited. I'm a fuckin loser, dude. I have no friends outside of the Army… and the ones here aren't all that great.
Jay: Lawrence and the boys will be very sad to hear that u don't think of them as ur pals.
Marco: Omg how could I forget my new geriatric buds? Tell them I said hi. I hope they're schooling you.
Jay: I will. And u know they are lol
Marco: Well, good luck tonight. And thx for talking with me.
Jay: U feel better?
Marco: Yeah. Let me know how your date with Noah goes. Goodnight.
Jay: Night
Marco: So how'd it go?
Jay: Surprisingly well. He's a realtor… was a good listener and asked interesting questions. I think I like him.
Marco: You gonna see him again?
Jay: Yeah. We made dinner plans in a couple days.
Marco: Cool. Anyone make a move? I hope you're not renting a U-haul like Brittany already…
Jay: LOL no moving trucks. But… u sure u wanna hear about this?
Marco: Dude, I have very little to entertain me. Please.
Jay: Alright… yeah, he kissed me outside the bar before we said goodbye.
Marco: Good for you. I bet Harold's already planning the wedding.
Jay: LOL for sure.
March
Marco: Look at you, making it official on social media: Jay Bishop has a boyfriend.
Jay: Yeah yeah.
Marco: Idk why, but I didn't picture him having long, blonde hair. I saw him more as an academic type. Anyway, he's treating you well?
Jay: Yes, he is. I met his family and everything. They're fucking nuts and everyone knew me already bc apparently Harold has been talking about me for years. The best part was the look of realization and relief on all their faces when they figured out I was Jay and not some 80 yr old man they all thought Noah was dating.
Marco: LMAO! So they all thought "Jay from the gym" was an AARP member all these years? Omg that's rich.
