RubyMars:Did you know some guys think after one date it’s time togetdown?
AHall80:Getdown?
AHall80:Ruby
AHall80:Did he try toforceyou?
RubyMars:Force me, no. He just… expected it. Like taking me to the movies and a cute Italian restaurant meant I owed him something. It pissed me off is all. More at methanhim.
AHall80:You didn’t do anythingwrong
RubyMars:I know I didn’t. I just felt like a little kid. I didn’t even have the girls coming out of my top trying to entice him oranything.
RubyMars:I don’t know why I used the wordentice.
RubyMars:Sorry for the “girls” comment. I forget you’re a guysometimes.
AHall80:….
RubyMars:You know whatImean.
AHall80:Yeah, yeahIknow.
RubyMars:Am I the only one who didn’t know one date is the new thing? I thought it was a three-date thing before the sex wasexpected?
AHall80:“thesex”
AHall80:Damnit,Ruby
RubyMars:Lol, you know whatImean!
AHall80:Yeah
AHall80:And yeah, that’s the new norm. You’re the only one whodidn’tknow.
RubyMars:Great.Thanks.
AHall80:You sure he didn’t do anythingtoyou?
RubyMars:You’re sweet. And no, I promise. He’s still alive. He kissed me when I wasn’t expecting it and started trying to touch my little boobies (spoiler alert). I told him to stop andhedid.
RubyMars:I could tell he was frustrated, but it was fine. I’m sure he’s never calling again. Not that I even want him to. He was kind ofapig.
AHall80:Good.
AHall80:You’re not missing out on anything. Fuckthatguy.
RubyMars:Yeah,fuckhim.
AHall80:Did you finish yourprofile?
RubyMars:No. I think I’m done for a while. I don’t think I’m missing out on anythingawesome.
AHall80:Have you gone out again with the other guy? Your brother’sfriend?
RubyMars:Him. Once.Lastweek.
RubyMars:Anotherfailure.
