RubyMars:I went over to his place for dinner and a movie and guess what Ifound?
AHall80:You went over to his place for dinner and a movie? Do you know what thatmeans?
RubyMars:Dinner and amovie…?
AHall80:…
AHall80:No.
AHall80:The same as the three-date thing or the new one-datething.
RubyMars:I was wondering why my mom was eyeing #4 so much when I told them where I wasgoing.
RubyMars:That makes me feel worse that they knew what that meant. I remember my mom going to Ben’s house for dinner almost every night before they gotmarried.
RubyMars:I could have gone without that mentalpicture.
AHall80:Ruby
RubyMars:I digress. I’ll brain bleach later. Guess what I found at hishouse?
AHall80:If you saycondoms…
RubyMars:Notcondoms.WTF.
RubyMars:I found women’s underwear shoved into the cushions of his couch. I was looking for the remote and ta-da! Lacey black underwear. It was straight out of a bad date movie. I couldn’t wash my hands fast enoughafterward.
RubyMars:What I really want to know is, how does someone leave somewhere without their underwear on? Is that a thing? That reallyhappens?
AHall80:…
AHall80:RC, the joy you bring to my life… I can never payyouback.
RubyMars:I’m beingserious!
AHall80:I knowyouare:]
AHall80:I’ve never had girls’ panties lying around myplace.
AHall80:…I did find some at Max’s place a few times. That is a good question though. If I couldn’t find my boxers, I’d lookforthem.
RubyMars:That’s what I’m saying. Underwear isn’tcheap.
AHall80:Lol
AHall80:What’d you do?Leave?
RubyMars:No. When he came back from the kitchen, I showed themtohim.
AHall80:Youdidn’t
RubyMars:I did. I wasn’t a jerk about it, I just said “I think someone you know is missing something.” He started apologizing. He basically turned purple, stuttered for a minute straight and said they were probably his ex-girlfriend’s, blah,blah,blah.
RubyMars:“Probably his ex-girlfriend’s.” Am I thatnaïve?
AHall80:You’resweet
AHall80:But a little. Not that naïvethough.
