Clarisse: Do you know something I don’t know????
Clarisse: Because I KNEW they were hooking up (Adonis told me) but I never saw them hanging out together until AFTER Thanksgiving Break.
Clarisse: Are they dating????????
Robbie: THEY’RE HOOKING UP?????
Clarisse: Oops.
Robbie: JK, I knew that.
Robbie: No, they’re not dating. Not officially. But they should be. I want them to. They’d be so perfect together.
Clarisse: Ugh, my man’s an ally. That’s hot.
Clarisse: Yeah, they’d be perfect, but Adonis needs to get his head out of his ass and understand that he WANTS to date Bash.
Robbie: I don’t think it’s Adonis’s head that’s in Adonis’s ass.
Clarisse: Ew
Clarisse: My man is NOT an ally
Clarisse: Remember what I said about breaking up with you?
Robbie: Baaaaaaaabe
Robbie: Sorry that was a bad joke
Robbie: But seriously I think that’s where we come in. As best friends, it’s our sacred duty to help them realize how in love with each other they are
Clarisse: Whoa. You think it’s that serious?
Robbie: Maybe not THAT serious, but I see how they look at each other.
Clarisse: *heart eyes*
Clarisse: That’s so tender
Robbie: Maybe something after Christmas break
Clarisse: I like that idea. We can start laying the groundwork now
Robbie: It’s a plan, Stan
Clarisse: We’re done
Interlude 5
Bash & Adonis
Adonis: *hole pic*
Bash: Wow, missed you too
Adonis: Just saying hi from America
Bash: *dick pic*
