Cort: Fuck off
PIZZA: You really don’t want to piss me off
Cort: Sorry. I can pay.
PIZZA: I knew you would.
Group Chat: The Hockey Hunks
Cort: Yo boys. Got an update for you. Pizza’s coming in the week after Thanksgiving break. Cost is up a bit. Venmo me $100 for your slice.
Thaddeus: $100????? Dude WTF it was $75 last week
Hudson: yeah wtf
Cort: Inflation and shit
Dermot: IDK about this…
Thaddeus: Stop being a pussy, do you want it or not?
Dermot: I’m not gonna pay until after I get it
Cort: That’s not how this works and you know that. Pay up front, or you don’t get any.
Cort: C’mon guys. It’s not that much. And it’s worth it. You saw how good we’ve all been doing.
Interlude 4
Robbie & Clarisse
Robbie: So, I was thinking. How about a nice dinner on Friday? We don’t have a game that weekend, and I was thinking it would be nice to treat ourselves before Finals and before we don’t see each other for two weeks.
Clarisse: Aw, babe, I love that idea.
Robbie: Somewhere in Boston, maybe? I’m buying.
Clarisse: Hm. You can get dinner, but I’m paying for the Uber and for drinks after.
Robbie: Deal. God, I love feminism.
Clarisse: I’m breaking up with you.
Robbie: Nooooooo don’t do that. I was kidding!
Clarisse: Oh, so you hate feminism? Got it.
Robbie: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Clarisse: LOL I’m just teasing. Do you have a place in mind?
Robbie: I’ll do some digging
Robbie: Also, what do you think about maybe doing something with Bash and Adonis? Not this fancy dinner, but something else?
Clarisse: Ok thank GOD you brought this up.
Clarisse: Are they dating??
