Teddy
What’s the puppy’s name?
Ivy
Milo. He’s tiny, loud, and thinks he owns the place already.
Teddy
Sounds like we would get along
Two divas, one couch
Ivy
He’d probably steal your blanket
Teddy
I would let him, if it means you have to share yours with me
Ivy
Smooth, Seaborn
Teddy
I try. And for the record, if I were there, I’d be stealing your blanket first. Milo can fight me for it
Ivy
What a brave man, challenging a tiny fluff ball
Teddy
Worth it for the prize
Ivy
Oh really? And what exactly is the prize?
Teddy
The girl with the killer laugh and the world’s most distracting lip ring
Ivy
…You’re lucky I’m not there to hit you with a pillow right now
Teddy
I’d take the hit *winky face emoji*
Ivy
Big talk for someone in hospital pajamas
Teddy
