Jordan
Okay, fine. I have a little crush on you too. Happy?
Cree
Jordan
When you get here do you want to sneak off and watch one of those movies you told me about?
Cree
You wanna watch a movie about the birth of the antichrist on Christmas Eve?
Jordan
What, does that offend you?
Cree
I’m hard to offend.
Besides, wasn’t Jesus actually born in March or something? This is just a capitalist consumer-driven corruption of an ancient pagan solstice fertility holiday that Constantine used to trick Pagans into thinking a monotheistic religion was somehow far groovier than the one where they celebrated with orgies and shit.
Your mind is a fascinating place.
Jordan
Actually I read it offof a coffee mug.
Cree
You read all of that off a coffee mug?
Jordan
What? Coffee mugs can be educational too.
Cree
So it seems.
Jordan
If tomorrow’s Mulvaney Christmas celebration ended in an orgy, wouldn’t you RSVP faster or would you skip it?
Cree
Would I skip a Mulvaney orgy? Is that what you’re asking me?
Jordan
What? It's a valid question.
Cree
It’s a valid question? Whether I want to have group sex with an entire family? That sounds exhausting honestly.
Jordan
