I giggled at Daddy’s face.
He didn’t do dorms….nope…Daddy not the dorm type.
“I lasted one semester and then told my mother if we didn’t find another solution, I’d switch my major to theater.” Daddy grinned when I laughed. “That was not acceptable, so she magically agreed to putting me on the list to get my own room and I’m pretty sure my father pulled some strings to fix it the next semester.”
“Sneaky Daddy.” He had a naughty grin and he liked being sneaky. “Cheater. Cheater.”
“Yep.” Daddy laughed and kissed my cheek before he went into the bathroom. “I will not be miserable for some kind of ridiculous life experience.”
He made a silly scrunchy face as he turned on the water and put my pirate ship in the tub. “I’d have been a good actor, but history works better for me in the long run.”
Smart Daddy.
“Alright, show me where the bubble bath is.” Daddy put his hands on his hips as the water went up and up. “You have no storage in here.”
Nope.
“Here, Daddy.” I showed him our tiny bathroom shelves. “Mine.”
It went up and up and I got two and everybody got two.
“You don’t even have a place to put extra toilet paper.” Daddy shook his head. “That’s ridiculous.”
“Oops. Help. Help.” I laughed and laughed as Daddy groaned. “Petey got stuck.”
“Your roommate got stuck? Oh, that’s terrible.” Shaking his head, Daddy sighed. “I couldn’t live like that.”
No roughing it for Daddy.
“You got a big house.” Daddy poured my boring bubble soap into the tub. “Lots of tubs?”
I had one tub.
“One tub and two showers.” He studied the bubbles to make sure they were good boys too. “Our house was extended about ten years ago, I think? It’s got a lot more square footage thanyours and the downstairs bathroom is a full bath and there’s an extra one upstairs.”
“Big. Big.” Hand up. Time for Daddy to get me all clean. “Ready, Daddy.”
“Bigger than yours.” Daddy laughed as he took my shirt off and it went over my head. “It’s not the biggest on the street, though. Some of them are ridiculous.”
He was silly.
“Your house is ’diculous, Daddy.” His oh-well face made me laugh. “Biggest-biggest-biggest.”
She liked a big house.
“That ridiculous monstrosity is not mine. I just live there when I have to.” Daddy twisted his face up as he squished down to take off my socks. “Lift your foot for me. Good boy.”
One and two.
“What was I saying? Oh, a house.” Daddy made a happy face as he took my pants off. “Something this size…with at least one more full bathroom…this is insane…but yeah, something like this or my place would work.”
Hmm.
Daddy made me thinky too.
“Big yard? Flowers?” I pointed to our tiny, tiny window. “Too small.”
He made a big groan as I stepped out of my pants. “Thank you for being careful. Yes, these yards are tiny but that’s just because we’re so close to the school. Even a couple of blocks out the yards are much bigger. Those are just all owner occupied and no one rents those.”
