#ChaletNumber9 #TechnicalDifficulties #TheGalaOfScandal
??@MrsLaceyDramaQueen(Facebook)
“Absolutely appalling that certain young people have no respect for the performing arts. I was executing a technically complex high kick, and no one saw it because Miss Heart chose to make her diva entrance thirty minutes late!
P.S. If anyone has footage of my performancebeforethe interruption, please send it. I need to update my showreel.”
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??@AuntTinaTok:
“Oh Lacey, darling, let it go! The only show last night wasthose two. Did you see Becker’s neck? Was that a red mark—or the shadow of his collar? Asking for science.”
??@Lina_Rainbow:
“It was the shadow of sin, Tina. The shadow of sin. ??”
??@ElmHollowGossipGirl(Instagram Stories)
Story 1:
Zoomed-in photo of Cohen & Sloane entering the Gala.
Caption:
“30-minute delay. Fresh lipstick. Half-untucked shirt.
COINCIDENCE? ????”
Story 2 – Poll:
What happened in Chalet 9 before dinner?
A) Discussed strategy (0%)
B) Played chess (0%)
C) Stress-tested the bed frame (100%)
??@AuntTinaTok(Viral Video – 1.2M views)
[Hidden-camera clip: Cohen gasping during the challenge]
Audio:Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no
Caption:
“THE EXACT MOMENT COHEN BECKER’S SOUL LEFT HIS BODY ??
Look at the jaw. Look at the hands gripping the chair.
Sloane Heart is a weapon of mass destruction.
#CupidsClash #BPM172 #BeckerHeart #SmutRealness”
WHATSAPP GROUP: “Elm Hollow Sentinels”
Francis:I tried bribing the resort cleaning lady to find out the condition of the bathroom in Chalet 9 this morning.
