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Oh, really? You didn’t seem the least bit suffocated when we were making out a few minutes ago.

Duncle Silas

Excuse me? Making out?

Aunt Lemon

Do it. All the making out. Hi, Blue! Welcome back!

Duncle Silas

What kind of surrogate mother are you?

Aunt Lemon

The kind who tells her surrogate daughter to do exactly what her real mother would. And I think we all know Soph was a big fan of a good make-out session.

Ashton

Sophie was a fan of a lot more than making out. How do you think Anna got here?

Duncle Silas

Which is exactly why no one should be encouraging these two to make out?

Blue

I, for one, am extremely grateful for Anna’s timely arrival into the world, however unconventional it might have been. And for her epic make-out skills.

*blushes* Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

Duncle Silas

Blue, go cut a switch.

Aunt Christy

Yay! Blue is here! Hi! *waves*

Blue

What up, A.D. Dupree?

Uncle Holden

Welcome, Blue. Great game last night, btw. Glad to have more testosterone up in here. Now we’ll really outnumber the women and drive them crazy with all our talk about sports.

And making out.

Duncle Silas

NO MAKING OUT.

Aunt Lemon

Okay, guys, while we’re all here, I need a little help. Silas still isn’t on board with naming the baby Sophie. I say we open it to a discussion. What say you?

Duncle Silas