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Me
And if you’re wounded this easily, you should be glad I don’t want a mate, because you couldn’t handle me
Ethan
Burn
Me
Do people still say burn?
Ethan
How would I know? I’m not the one who’s a college professor
Me
Ugh, don’t bring that up
Ethan
Don’t love the job?
Me
Not even a little
He sent me a picture of the receipt, along with a tracking number.
Me
Tell me you didn’t just spend a hundred bucks on fast shipping
Ethan
Can’t tell you that
Me
SERIOUSLY?
Ethan
I’m hungry
Me
I would’ve fed you without the fucking expedited shipping
That’s a huge waste of money
Ethan
Now? You’ll feed me now?
I sighed.
Me
