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And the pack probably does better than you think

Me

What kind of job?

Ethan

Give me the request and I’ll tell you

Me

You drive a hard bargain

Ethan

I can feel the sarcasm leaking through your message, and I approve, Cupcake

Me

Now you’re just using that nickname to test me

Ethan

After a few moments of hesitation, I sent him a link to the expensive, name brand dutch oven I’d been eyeing for nearly a year but never had the money for.

I knew the generic one would work just as well, but I’d found a saucepan from the same brand in a color I loved at a thrift store the year before. I had been envisioning having a full set from that brand in all different colors ever since.

Ethan

In this color?

Me

Yes

Ethan

The bright yellow? Just to make sure I don’t order the wrong one

Me

Yes

Ethan

I’ll need your address to send it to your house

I’d include a wink here, but I don’t want to get blocked

I sent my address.

Me

If you winked this often in person, people would ask if you were okay

Ethan

Ouch