But you and I are just friends ;)
Me
If you send me one more winky face, so help me god, I will block you endlessly
Ethan
K
What are you up to?
Me
On a date
Ethan
Must be a shitty date, if you’re texting me
I snorted, sending him a picture of my meal from above. And from the side, because it deserved it. It was a thing of beauty.
I was getting really tired of cooking only for myself, but it was what it was.
Ethan
What would it take to get you to make me a matching plate?
Me
You’d need a mate bond with someone who isn’t me
Ethan
Damn, that’s cold
Me
As an ice cube
Ethan
Surely there’s something you want. New knives, caviar, expensive wine, steak, ice cream…
Me
You wouldn’t want to pay for what I’d ask for
Ethan
Try me
Me
The feral pack does well, but not that well
Ethan
I didn’t start with the ferals. I had a real job before this
