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Nathan
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! I REFUSE!
Alex
Nathan? You’re typing in all caps again.
Nathan
I WONDER THE FUCK WHY ALEX!
Kyle
Hey! Don’t talk to him like that!
Nathan
But now I have to touch Gerard’s chest and arms!
OH GOD! AND HIS ASS!
Nathan
IT’S GOING TO BE RIGHT THERE
IN A THONG
AND I’LL HAVE TO PUT MY HANDS ON IT
Gerard
Multiple times probably! For full coverage!
Nathan
STOP MAKING IT WORSE!
I can already see it. That stupid perfect hockey butt that everyone talks about right there in my hands.
Covered in paint and glistening under the lights.
Alex
You sound very focused on that specific part.
Nathan
BECAUSE IT’S TERRIFYING!
Kyle
Is that what we’re calling it?
Nathan
WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Gerard
