I think Nathan’s excited!
Nathan
I’M NOT EXCITED. I’M HORRIFIED. There’s a DIFFERENCE!
AND WHAT IF IT JIGGLES?!
Kyle
It will definitely jiggle.
Nathan
I KNOW! THAT’S THE PROBLEM!
Nathan
I’m concerned for my mental health.
Not for any other reason.
Gerard
Nathan you’re so sweet to be thinking about my body so much!
Nathan
I HATE EVERYTHING!
I’M LEAVING!
GOODBYE!
Nathan Paisley has left Barracudas Group Chat
Oliver
So. We all heard that right?
Kyle
Nathan basically just wrote Gerard’s ass a love poem? Yeah.
Alex
He seems very upset about it.
Kyle
That’s because he doesn’t realize he wants to motorboat Gerard’s ass yet.
Oliver
The denial is strong with that one.
Kyle
Five bucks says Nathan pops a boner during the performance.
