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Bri:
Yeah but this is like the first time you’ve talked to him??
Anna:
Don’t cockblock me. You didn’t blink when Cat left and you KNOW she’s getting railed
Bri:
Slow burn doesn’t count. They’ve been eye-fucking for MONTHS.
Anna:
And I want my one night athlete stand. let me live.
Bri:
fine. go get ruined
Anna:
OH I WILL.
Bri:
And share your location.
Anna has started sharing location with you.
Bri:
And USE PROTECTION!!!!
My jaw hits the mattress.
Me:
WHO IS MY BABY SISTER SLEEPING WITH???????!?!
Bri:
Apparently the Arismendi sisters have a type: goalkeepers.
My soul leaves my body.
Oh.
My.
God.
Marianna. And Thiago.
I’m going to throw up.
Another text dings.
Bri:
