I grab my phone from the nightstand. Muscle memory kicks in, it’s time for my morning routine: check emails, double-check scheduled content, make sure the world hasn’t burned overnight.
Inbox empty. Posts running.
Crisis level: blessedly zero.
I switch to messages.
June:
Good morning boss. I checked everything. Posts are up, interacted w/ fans, schedule looks good for the rest of the day. I hope you had a fun evening *side-eye*
I smile.
Me:
Thank you for being on top of it. I woke up a little later than usual today.
June:
oh I bet you woke up late. tbh I’m shocked you’re alive enough to text
I snort, typing back.
Me:
tbh, me too xD
Next, I tap open my preexisting text thread with Bri and Anna.
The last unread message hits me like a slap.
Bri:
And use protection!!!!
“…What?” I whisper to no one.
I scroll up.
Anna:
Don’t make a big deal but I’m leaving with him.
Bri:
WHAT THE FUCK????
Anna:
Stop making that face, he’s right here!
Bri:
Didn’t you JUST meet him??
Anna:
Technically it was over a month ago.
