That’s the most avoidy response to a question in the history of avoidy responses.
Sabrina
Em asked you to babysit him? That sucks. What are you going to tell your parents?
I’m just a BUFFER for a couple days. It’ll all be cleared up before they land. If you won’t tell me why you’re mad, can you at least hang out at the door here to make sure he doesn’t leave while I’m taking a shower? I don’t want to let Em down my first hour on the job.
Sabrina
Considering you saved him from becoming toast at the pool…
YOU WERE THERE? I wanted to hug you and say hi.
Sabrina
I was NOT there. Sullivan cousin text chain activated. I mean, we kept Chandler out of it, but then, we were talking about him… If it helps, 95% of the family agrees that we also need to do all that we can to keep Chandler and Theo separated until Em’s finally part of the family, but the triplets definitely can’t hang with Theo and also stay on Chandler’s good side.
I figured. Too bad none of your aunts and uncles are spry enough to keep up with him anymore.
Sabrina
I hate that you’re the best person for the job. And at the same time, I love that Em has you to ask so that she can breathe easier. How’s the bungalow? Does it smell? Has he clearly had female guests? Is he walking around naked to try to make you uncomfortable so you’ll leave?
Is that what he did to you to make you mad at him?
Sabrina
Hello, avoidy yourself.
Seriously. Why are you mad at him? What can I do to help make this better?
Sabrina
Laney, I love you. I ADORE you. And I know you could fix Hell itself if you had the chance. But this one… This one, I need you to sit out.
Oh my god. How bad is it?
Sabrina
I’ll put on my big girl panties and play nice and tag in to babysit him for a while, okay? Here. Look. I’m right outside your bungalow now. He’s not escaping while you shower.
Sabrina
*picture of the door of the Plumeria Bungalow, complete with the saggy flamingo costume on the porch*
THANK YOU. Also, I’m totally getting you drunk on mai tais later so that you’ll tell me whatever’s going on.
Sabrina
Priority here is getting Emma hitched to my cousin. I can’t wait until she’s legit my family legally too. You can get me drunk once we’re home.
Promise?
Sabrina
By the time we get home, it’s far more likely you’ll want ME to get YOU drunk to forget babysitting Theo.
It’s just for a couple days. Just until Chandler cools down. And until another space for me opens up.
