. . . Yoga, Martial Arts, Golf, Sailing, Bowling, Football, Boxing . . .
I wonder how many women put “boxing.”
Do you smoke?
Occasionally.
Best to be honest or else I could end up with an antismoking fanatic.
Your pets.
My soon-to-be ex-husband.
Your interests: Music, Sports, Cooking, Shopping . . .
Shopping? Great choice, that just oozes intelligence! It would go perfectly with “boxing,” up there. Dancing? Nah, they’d expect me to squeeze myself into a tutu—let’s not risk disappointment. Writing? Sure, writing is good. Reading too. Cinema? No. No. No! Absolutely not. The last thing I need is a film buff. Museums and exhibitions? Depends. Animals? Negative, I don’t want to spend my weekends visiting zoos. Video games, fishing and hunting? Yuck. Creative leisure pursuits? Am I supposed to know what that means?
Going out: Cinema.
Yes. But we’ll have to just say no.
Eating out.
Yes.
Evenings with friends.
I’m all set with that for now.
Family.
Kept to an absolute minimum, thank you very much.
Bars/Pubs.
That’s a yes.
Nightclubs.
That’s a no.
Sporting events.
Double no.
Your taste in music and films.
I feel like I’m getting the third degree here! Enough with the interrogation.
WHATYOU’RELOOKING FOR IN A MAN
Height and physique: Normal, Athletic, Skinny, A Few Pounds Overweight.
I couldn’t care less!
His marital status: Never Married, Widowed, Single.
All three.
