Your personality: Considerate, Adventurous, Calm, Easygoing, Funny, Demanding, Proud, Generous, Reserved, Sensitive, Outgoing, Spontaneous, Shy, Reliable, Other.
All of the above.
Please make a single selection.
Easygoing.
Your eye color.
Right. I’d be perfect for you, if only my eyes were a different color.
Does “blind” count as a color?
Your physique: Normal, Athletic, Skinny, A Few Pounds Overweight, Plus-Size, Stocky.
It’s like the entry form for a cattle fair! Normal.
Your height.
In centimeters? No clue. Let’s say 175. Any more and I sound like a giraffe.
Your nationality.
British. Bad idea: we turned off the French with that whole Waterloo thing. American? Not much better, as far as the French are concerned. Danish? Makes me think of pastries. Mexican? I don’t speak Spanish. Irish? My mother would kill me if she found out. Icelandic? Nah, they’ll expect me to recite Björk all day long. Latvian? Sounds good, but I’d never have time to learn the language. Then again, it would be fun to invent an accent and speak a made-up language, given that the likelihood of meeting a real Latvian in Paris is pretty slim. Thai? Let’s not go there. New Zealander? I have always been good with accents!
Your ethnic origin.
Didn’t we learn anything from World War II? What is it with questions like this?
Your vision and values: Religion.
Right, because religion is the only way to define your vision and values? Agnostic—that’ll show them!
Your views on marriage.
Blurred.
Do you want children?
I would rather meet a man who wanted to have children withmethan a man who just wanted to have children.
Your level of education.
Oh, crap! A lie for a lie, let’s say PhD . . . No, I’ll just end up with a bunch of boring nerds. Okay, a First seems like the ticket . . .
Your profession.
Actress, but that would be playing with fire. Insurance agent? No. Travel agent? Not that either. Nurse? Even worse. Soldier? Definitely not. Physical therapist? Nah, they’ll just want massages all the time. Musician? But I can’t sing. Restaurant owner? Hmm, like Daisy . . . Good idea.
Describe your job.
I cook . . .
A bit over the top considering I can’t even make an omelet, but to hell with it!
Your sports: Swimming, Hiking, Jogging, Pool and Darts . . .
Hm. Is darts really a sport?
