“Let’s not jump the gun, I’m out here for the time being. I made a new Instagram account for Atmosphere’s By Tavia…” My words trailed off as a bright idea hit me.
A huge smile stretched my face as I grew super giddy inside.
“Oh, my goodness Tavia! I have the perfect idea to cheer Dreu up!”
Chapter 15
Dreu
Fuck this!I thought to myself angrily. Flipping my top lip up to my nose I frowned as I eyed every woman that would be in my video for my number one hit song ‘Big Girl Lovin’ I snatched the bullhorn out of one of the director’s hand and spoke loudly in it.
“Before this nigga Desto say action, I need all of y’all to do about fifteen jumping jacks! I’ve been smelling some shit and I’m trying to find the mutha fuckin’ culprit.” I spat out irritated as fuck.
Iceman and the twins laughed like what I just said was the funniest joke known to mankind. I eyed every big girl inside of this huge warehouse with suspicion. The place was designed to look like a dungeon since the theme of my video shoot was me being kidnapped and held for ransom. The beautiful big girls in my video were going to come and rescue me with the fake gun props Iceman brought.
The video would end with the female lead seducing me and making me fall for her. Right now, I didn’t give a damn if any of these broads took offense to what I was asking. It wasn’t no fucked up joke like most people had about big women stinking. That shit wasn’t true anyway to me. I done came across thin,thick, tall, and short women that didn’t smell too hot to me, and I called them out on the shit.
One thing that irked me the most was body odor, funky breath, and a muthafucka that acted oblivious to their personal hygiene problems. My momma always said if another person could smell you, you damn sure could smell yourself. It was hard for me to get into character mode when I kept smelling subway each time the camera started to roll and bodies started to move.
“Why the hell we got to do that?” A short thick broad stepped out of formation with a frown creasing her perfectly arched brows.
“Shit, we already gotta dance and run around with these heavy fake ass guns. Y’all didn’t add gym membership to the video description when we signed up.” She twisted her neck with every word that left her smart ass mouth.
A couple of the women laughed lowly as she flicked her platinum blonde hair behind her shoulder. She was pretty, I’d give her that. All the women up in here looked good as hell. Rina was just supposed to be my publicist, but she also contributed as a stylist when it came to my video shoots. Which was another reason why I paid her overbearing ass well.
She had the women dressed good. They wore sheer black stockings with black leather shorts, with army fatigue bralettes. The leather waist jackets went perfect with the shorts and black Prada boots.
“I’m paying you ain’t I?” I frowned with head slightly cocked to the side since she had so much audacity in front of everybody.
When she didn’t answer right away, I tucked the bullhorn under my arm and walked past Iceman to step closer to her.
“You can go first,” I smirked. “Maybe it’s you.” I told her.
She hesitated, looked around at the other group of women then back up at me. She tried to flutter her long ass lashes, but I wasn’t having that shit. If I ain’t have Pancakes back in mylife one of these big girls would have bent over getting this hong kong dick after the shoot. Not once since seeing Jatavia at the Vegas fest had I thought about giving this dick to nobody other than her.
So short stuff in front of me was shit out of luck trying to flirt with her lashes right now.
“You serious right now?” She asked.
“I’m waiting while somebody stanking,” I flicked my nose. “Jump girl, I ain’t got all day and night to be here.” I looked down at my Ap watch then back at her.
Soon as she parted her legs to get in position and lifted her arms I leaned in before her first jump to sniff her. Her stench literally knocked me off my fucking feet. I dramatically fell on my ass and slid myself backwards shaking my head to emphasis how bad she smelled. I pressed my hands together and said a silent prayer for my nose and her being immature as fuck.
“Lord forgive her.” I whispered aloud then looked over at Iceman who was now bent over coughing and laughing.
“Shit ain’t fucking funny, man. It’s always the loudest muthafucka in the room.” I frowned and pointed sharply at her dumb ass. “Get her the fuck up out of here!” I yelled pissed off.
“Nigga fuck you, I ain’t worried about this shit.” She spat out shooting me a nasty glare.
“I bet yo ass ain’t used to smelling good, it shows.” I shook my head at her.
She started to pop off; the twins and Iceman led her out of the warehouse just as my phone started ringing.
“D! That was the lead.” Rina seemed to appear out of nowhere.
“What’s good Bleu?” I said to him before giving Rina a cold look.
“Nothing about to leave the office early. Truly wants you to come to spend time with us on Christmas Eve and day so you won’t be alone.” He grumbled the words out.
