His face scrunchedup.
Did Dylan rob me of my ability tocum?
“Wait, lemme get a toy to helpout.”
I pulled out a vibrator and kept riding...well, until he moaned loud, bucked twice andstopped.
I wasbroken.
My vagina was broken. No happy ending for me? I was more frustrated than before! No grand finale. It was like a horrible cliffhanger to a shitty book, but Ineededto know whathappened.
I went into the bathroom andcried.
Twice I’ve had sex since I met Dylan, and I can’t find my orgasm. I had to sit on the toilet and pour cool water over myself; I was so sore and sticky. I think this was the lowest point in my sexuallife.
I lost myorgasm.
What’s the use ME OF HAVING A VAGINA? Only one use for me. All I could use it for now was peeing. Yay,me.
Poor Kevin had worked so hard, by the time I dried my tears and got out of the bathroom, he was passed out naked on my bed,snoring.
Damn it. I poked him. He snoredlouder.
I padded back out into the living room and heated up the food we left out on the table.My vagina was broken.I leaned back against the counter and zoned out until the microwaved beeped. There wasn’t enough wine in this house to help me cope without a happyvagina.
Well, I did have a guest. In my bed. Maybe he’ll wake up and be ready for another round? What difference would it make? I was tender as hell and dry as a desert. I climbed back into my bed with a pint of rice and the rest of the bottle of wine. The wine was gone faster than therice.
I flicked on the television, and once again there I was on thenews.
I didn't look hot. I seemed frustrated and single, andchildless.
My phone buzzed. I leaned over and peeked at who itwas.
Dylan.
Dylan: Saw you on thenews.
Callie: Yeah, funday.
Dylan: Why did that guy do that? Whathappened?
Callie: Shot 3 people. He did it because he’s a savage animal and doesn’t know the worth oflife.
Dylan: And you werethere?
Callie: Yeah. It’s myjob.
Dylan: Were you in danger? Isn’t that dangerous? Did he have a gun when you foundhim?
Callie: Yes. Yes. And,yes.
Dylan: How did you get him to comeout?
Callie: Showed him myboobs.
Dylan:WHAT?
Callie: Lol. We had the hostage negotiation team comedown.
