I WILL NOT!
Too late. You’re in this now.
I hate that I’m about to say this but… send more.
Are you serious?
Look, if I have to live with what you just burned into my retinas, I might as well see what else is out there. Consider this an educational experience.
I appreciate your scientific curiosity.
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OH MY GOD. THIS ONE HAS PROPS.
Yep. That’s “Creative Enthusiasm.” He used shadows and everything. True commitment to the craft.
I have so many questions.
You and me both. But none I actually want answered.
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…Is that a sock puppet?
Meet “Whimsical Horror.”
He sent this with the caption: “Let me be your puppet master.”
I’m calling the police.
No, no, no. I have one more. This next one’s special.
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WHY DOES THIS ONE HAVE A BACKGROUND STORY?
Because some men go the extra mile, TF. This guy titled his “The Lone Wanderer” and wrote an entire paragraph about how his dick is on a quest for love and acceptance.
Please tell me you responded.
Of course I did. I told him his dick was brave and I wish him well on his journey.
You’re a true humanitarian.
I do what I can. But now I have a serious concern.
What’s that?
Are we penis-shaming? Should we be penis-shaming? Is this wrong?
There’s a difference between shaming and acknowledging that some men have too much free time and questionable artistic vision.
Fair point.
So, keep sending them?
Oh, absolutely! This is my new favorite segment of our friendship.
