Does that mean your obsession with me is finally fading? I’d love to leave my house without worrying about you hiding in the bushes.
Dean Meyer:
Let’s not get hasty, my beautiful baseball god. I’ve gotten quite cozy in “your bushes”.
Troy Winters
Yup, definitely going to be checking in on that restraining order again.
Dean Meyer
Plus, Hudson’s already claimed the “Patton fangirl” title. Remember how he wept into his brunch?
Hudson Case
I didn’t weep! My eyes were just shiny because of allergies.
Dean Meyer
Sure. Or cataracts.
Hudson Case
Patton Pierce
So, back to the ladies talking about me last night. Any details about that?
Dev Menon
Piper said it was something to do with what went down between you and Nisha last year.
Garrett Meyer
Bella gave me a similar non-answer. So, what happened last year, @Patton Pierce? The girls know; don’t leave us in the dark!
Patton Pierce
It’s . . . complicated.
Dean Meyer
No shit, Sherlock. You’re stalking your ex-wife from the house you bought across the street from her. We’ve all determined it’s complicated.
Troy Winters
Come on, Pierce. We need details, not your Facebook relationship status.
Patton Pierce
As if you don’t know. I’m sure my wife’s twin has told you everything.
Troy Winters
Not everything. Sister code and all that shit.
Dev Menon
