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The Clam Jam
Piper Menon
We’re on month one of Patton Pierce’s San Francisco invasion, and I have heard nary a peep from our friend, Nisha Arora. Either she’s secretly gargling his balls or she’s still denying he didn’t just move into town to win her back.
Sarina Arora
Technically, he’s been in and out of town for the past few months, but he just met with Troy last week.
Anyway, we both know my sister is the master of denial and secrecy. I still remember when my parents found her vibrator in high school, and she told them she thought it was a back massager.
Nisha Arora
Or MAYBE—and this is a radical thought—he’s just here to work with Troy like he said and there is no subterfuge happening.
Piper Menon
See how she’s trying to gaslight us while using big words? She’s a master, I tell you!
Nisha Arora
[GIF of Judge Judy massaging her temples]
Kavi Case
Wait, are you guys saying she’s secretly seeing her ex-husband? SPILL THE TEA, Nisha! What sort of back-alley dicking is happening under our noses!?
Piper Menon
The nefarious, hedonistic sort, consisting of midnight trysts and whispered, “Fuck me harder, Hollywood,” while we’re all sound asleep like baby chihuahuas under our mother’s teats.
Bella Meyer
You never cease to amaze me with how much strange imagery you can put into one sentence.
Rani Meyer
@Nisha Arora, are you seriously getting railed by your ex behind our backs? How dare you go against the sacred values of this girl tribe and withhold filthy details of each toe-curling orgasm!
Mala Meyer
The nerve!
Nisha Arora
What in the actual fuck are you guys going on about? I haven’t seen Patton since Troy’s retirement party six months ago. You were all there, and we didn’t say a word to each other.
Kavi Case
Yeah, but the tension was so hot and thick between you two, I thought the room would go up in flames.
Nisha Arora
