Piper Menon
Not to rub it in, but I got two snuggles in, and I cried both times. And she spit up on her aunt Sarina, so clearly, she’s already picked a favorite!
Sarina Winters
Lies. She just felt really comfortable with me.
Rani Meyer
Oh my goodness! Look at the tiny perfection! I love her name, by the way. Gia Estelle totally sounds like the name of a future CEO, or a mafia don. Either way, she’s going to be running things.
Mala Meyer
Has the girl already perfected your death glare, Neesh? Look at her giving the camera all that sass!
Piper Menon
Oh, she definitely has! She gave us all that ‘I suggest you wash your hands before touching me or risk losing them’ look today. Clearly inherited her mom’s black-belt energy.
Kavi Case
She’s going to be breaking boards before she’s even potty-trained.
Nisha Arora
I wouldn’t expect anything less.
Bella Meyer
How are you feeling, Neesh? Heard you were taken in for an emergency C-section.
Nisha Arora
Like I was opened up like a damn piñata and shook until all the contents came out. I’m going to stay here for a couple of extra days, but we’re both good. Patton’s currently sitting in the hospital chair, staring at Gia like she invented the sky.
Sarina Winters
It’s pretty adorable. Daddy Patton is a whole new era.
Nisha Arora
And she knocks out cold the second he holds her. Same as me. The man could put an entire room to sleep whispering facts about George Washington or the Battle of Waterloo.
Mala Meyer
Are her eyes green, BTW??
Rani Meyer
Holy crap, they are! Don’t you and Patton have brown eyes? @Nisha Arora, do we need to book a paternity test and reveal it on the Maury show?
Nisha Arora
Relax. She’s most definitely Patton’s. The dramatic entrance alone screams she’s a Pierce.
Kavi Case
Then where do the green eyes come from? And speaking of dramatic entrances, I heard Patton almost didn’t make it to her birth.
