Mala Meyer
Yeah. The guys were all talking about it this morning. What the hell was that about? Did he lose track of time fixing that gorgeous Hollywood hair?
Nisha Arora
So, plot twist: Patton’s long-lost mom sorta dropped in on his life hours before Gia’s birth. He’d forgotten his phone in his truck and never saw all the missed calls. Yeah, 10/10 on timing.
Rani Meyer
WHAT?! Seriously?
Nisha Arora
Couldn’t make it up if I tried.
Kavi Case
That’s . . . wow. A surprise baby and a surprise mom on the same day. Patton’s head must be spinning.
Sarina Winters
It’s why she forgave him. Can you imagine if he said he was running late because he was stopping for snacks or something?
Rani Meyer
Nisha would have thrown him out the maternity ward window. [GIF of person being hurled out a window]
Nisha Arora
I won’t deny it. I was thinking about all the ways I’d end him until he showed up.
Bella Meyer
And I assume his mom has green eyes?
Nisha Arora
Exactly the same shade as Gia’s.
Mala Meyer
So, what’s the deal now? Is his mom going to meet Gia? Is she sticking around this time?
Piper Menon
Neesh, tell them the rest.
Rani Meyer
There’s more??
Nisha Arora
Remember how I do hair at the homeless shelter?
Bella Meyer
Yeah. Which is so big-hearted of you, BTW. But also, not a surprise.