I think you like that brand of shirtless.
Dev Menon
Hey idiots! No one’s answered Troy’s question. Nisha is in labor, and both our wives are looking for Patton.
Garrett Meyer
Whoa! Nisha’s in labor?
Dean Meyer
Jesus, @Troy Winters, maybe lead with that next time.
Darian Meyer
Wow. Nisha’s in labor and she can’t reach Patton? Didn’t he tell us about something similar? The reason she left him the first time?
Garrett Meyer
Shit. I forgot about that.
Troy Winters
Which is why Sarina is freaking out. This isn’t just bad timing; it’s literally the WORST timing. I called his agent, but he said they left the meeting this morning in separate cars.
Dev Menon
Wait, so he’s not still in the meeting? Because that’s where the ladies thought he was.
Troy Winters
No. Apparently, he left over two hours ago and was headed to the salon to surprise Nisha.
Dev Menon
Shit. This is even more ominous.
Darian Meyer
But if, God forbid, something terrible happened to him, it would be all over the news by now. The guy’s a famous movie star.
Dean Meyer
So either he’s fine or choosing not to respond or was abducted by aliens.
Garrett Meyer
Honestly, I hope for his sake he’s been abducted by aliens. Because as much as we’ll miss him, and Hudson will miss his “craft,” the dude’s not going to survive Nisha’s wrath.
Hudson Case
Why did you type craft in quotations?
Dean Meyer
Because we know you aren’t watching his movies for the plot, old man. And for once, I understand you. I never watched Troy’s games for his pitching.
Troy Winters
