“What?” she asked, her voice dripping with faux innocence. “I was just saying—”
“Please don’t,” I interrupted, rubbing my forehead.
“I’msixteen, Andy,” Lizzie huffed.
I stepped over Ellen and left the kitchen. “Exactly.”
Kate blew a raspberry. “Don’t be such a prude, Andy.God. So your boy likes it a little kinky. Get over it.”
“I’m not a pru—”
“Kate has a good point,” Lizzie interrupted, talking over me. “If you’re really going to ask Jordan out, you might need to, like, get your freak on a little, because the dating app thing he posted? He actuallydidask Santa for a hot Daddy, and he said he wanted that Daddy to—”
“I saw it, Lizzard,” I said quickly, cutting her off and starting to be sorry I’d called. Kink was definitely not a topic I wanted to talk to my sisters about... or even think too hard about themknowingabout.
Had our Mom and William taken off the parental controls on their search engines or something?
God, maybe I really was a prude, at least when it came to my little sisters.
“Oh my God, but what if Jordan’salreadyfound a hot Daddy?” Kate suddenly blurted.
Lizzie gasped. “What if he’s got dark circles under his eyes fromthatguy?”
“What if he’s dating a jerk?”
“What if he’snot? What if he already found someone through that app, and Andy’s too late?”
“What if he—”
“Girls,” I practically shouted. “Can I, maybe, get a word in edgewise here?”
“Fine,” Kate huffed. “We were justtalking.”
“Andyouwere the one who said you wanted to talk about Jordan,” Lizzie added.
“Seriously,” Kate said. “You could have just messaged like a normal person if you didn’t want to have an actual conversation, you know.”
I grinned despite myself. Did they drive me crazy? Yes. But did I adore them anyway? Also yes.
“I’ll keep it in mind for next time,” I said, knowing damn well I was about to unleash a whole new level of crazy when I added, “But I actually called to tell you that I’m bringing him home for Christmas.”
“What?” Lizzie blurted after a few seconds of stunned silence.
“Who?” Kate asked, sounding confused.
“Wait… you meanJordan?” Lizzie gasped.
“No,” Kate said. Then, “Oh my God,really, Andy?”
I pulled the phone away from my ear, trying to preserve my ear drums as they both squealed, then shaking my head with a laugh as they immediately started talking over each other again, their enthusiasm for the idea tumbling out too fast for me to make any sense of.
“I’m hanging up now,” I said, which I was pretty sure neither girl heard. “Love you both. We’ll make plans later. Bye.”
Well, they already were making plans, from the sound of it, but that was fine. I’d wanted to give them a heads-up and make sure they were going to make Jordan feel welcome, but I probably should have just called my Mom or William instead about the logistics instead, and letthembreak the news to the girls.
And of course there was still the matter of Jordan saying yes, but I’d deal with that after I had a shower.
It had been two days since he’d come over and swallowed my cock, and even though he wasn’t ignoring my messages like he had after the first time, he hadn’t suggested a repeat yet, and I hadn’t pushed him to get together in person again since I hadn’t wanted to be an asshole if he needed a little breathing room.
