Fighting?
Levi
Fucking. {vomit emoji} Well, that’s what it sounded like anyway. If Mal wasn’t fucking him, he was killing him and since I saw them this morning, I’m assuming it was the latter.
Felix
They fucked?
Mal rolled his eyes again, officially caught up, watching as a half dozen or so dots started jumping, indicating that most of their friends had their eyes glued to their phones. Hopefully, Nico was too deep in lectures to see the group casually discussing their sex life without him. Nico would kill Levi for this…and Mal would help, not because he cared, but because it was his job.
Besides, Shiloh and Levi had some nerve talking about how loudtheywere. The first two months after Mal had moved in were spent learning the exact volume settings necessary in his and Nico’s headphones to drown out his brother’s impassioned begging. Mal shuddered at the memory, opening the keyboard to remind the two of them of just that.
Mal
How do you think we felt listening to you and Levi night after night?
Levi
Don’t even. We at least tried to keep it down. I’m pretty sure those astronauts trapped on the space station heard Nico begging for your dick. *vomit emoji x 4*
Heat shot through Mal’s pelvis, his cock twitching. Nico had sounded so fucking good. He was so vocal, so whiny, begging sosweetly to come. He’d been everything Mal knew he would be. He was going to have so much fun learning all the different ways he could make his Fidget cry.
Arsen
Wait? They did it? It-It? The big it? You finally did it? Our Malico ship is sailing, yes? Ever will be ecstatic.
Lake
It’s about fucking time. Damn.
Cree
Congrats. Lake’s right. Waiting for this was painful.
Seven
I knew Nico was a screamer.
Felix
I knew Mal would be the type to make him scream.
Mal preened. It was good to know his friends believed in him. He was about to close out the app when Nico’s name appeared.
Nico
Oh, fuck you all.
I’m in class right now and can’t even properly defend myself.
Silas
Since when do you care about classes?
Nico
We can’t all be mathletes like you, loser.
