Silas
Someone smells jealous. Don’t hate me because I’m hot and have one of the highest GPAs in my school.
Nico
{middle finger emoji}
Lake
Mal has fallen suspiciously quiet.
Arsen
I see him lurking.
Noah
Come on out, you coward. We want to hear all the dirty details.
Shiloh
No, we fucking don’t.
Felix
Ignore him. Dish. How was it?
Zane
There’s no way Mal’s stroke game isn’t epic. He’s a dancer.
Seven
Damn, Zaniac. You’re right, though.
Shiloh
I’m muting the chat for the next few hours. Heathens.
Lake
Don’t think there wasn’t a group chat conversation about the first time you let Levi hit it.
Shiloh
What?
Levi
Babe, that’s not true. Don’t listen to him. He’s delusional. Unhinged. No sane person is as calm as he is.
Arsen
He told us everything, Shiloh.
Levi
What the fuck, man?