Riley:Hmm. Let me thinkaboutthat.
Riley:No pants, no crying infants, no one complaining about where Ifuckyou…
Riley:And then there's that amazing mouth ofyours…
Riley:When can Imovein?
Alex:Tonight if you pick up some of those egg rolls and dragon noodles we had a fewweeksago.
Riley:Doneanddone.
* * *
Alex:Are we still on for the basketball gametonight?
Riley:Thatdepends.
Riley:Will you wear the appropriate quantity of Celtics green or will I have to goalone?
Alex:I can't believe you're serious about ditching me if I don't weargreen.
Riley:I have standards. I enforce them ruthlessly. Your ass should know thatbynow.
Alex:What if I let you draw a shamrockonme?
Riley:What if you stop fucking around and you do asyou'retold?
Alex:You love when we fuck around. It's right up there with all your other favorite things, like sandwiches and front-claspbras.
Riley:What if I pick up a t-shirt for you beforethegame?
Alex:What about a side boobshamrock?
Riley:Okay, that is a muchbetteridea.
* * *
Alex:Something happened at the hospitaltoday.
Riley:Do I want to hear this? Are there any gutsinvolved?
Alex:A patient got aroused while I wasexamininghim.
Riley:I have two very different reactions to this. Are youready?
Alex:I expectednothingless.
Riley:First – you're gorgeous. Of course you have patients boning up when youwalkin.
Riley:Second – how the fuck do youhandlethat?
Riley:Oh my fucking god. Please tell me you don'tHANDLEit.
Alex:No, I usually give it a light whack with my reflexhammer.
Alex:But only if it's intheway.
Riley:Please don't ever hit my cock with ahammer.
