Riley:Seems like a ripe opportunity for a visit from a sparkly family of vampires. They wouldn't even have to work that hard. Just roll up in their long cloaks, all pale and shit, and they'd fitrightin.
Alex:It sounds like it's going to be agoodtime.
Riley:But blood. Lots and lots ofblood.
Alex:We could have some fun with thecostumes.
Riley:You've got a whole lot of Hermione going on but I can't pull off Ron.Sorry.
Alex:You could pull off Gale, and I might be able to whip up someKatniss.
Riley:You could be Agent Carter. I'm not convinced the world needs to see me in Captain America tights, but I'd be all over you in a spanky littleuniform.
Alex:Superman and Wonder Woman. I could makethatwork.
Riley:Again with thetights.
Alex:The Joker and HarleyQuinn.
Riley:Stop itrightnow.
Alex:You could go asBatman…
Riley:Ughno.
Alex:Whynot?
Riley:I'm always Batman. It's not even amusinganymore.
Alex:But have you been Batman while accompanied byCatwoman?
Riley:Full leather bodysuit? Bullwhip?Kittenears?
Alex:Ofcourse.
Riley:Ohhhhhfuck.
Riley:You've located my weakness but you should know I don't want to be anywhere near the bloodsuckers.
Riley:Or thevampires.
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Riley:You haven't been to myplace.
Alex:I know. Is that weird? It's not intentional. I'm not avoiding it. We just end up at my place allthetime.
Alex:That's weird,right?
Riley:It's not weird. There are no teething babies at your place and I can fuck you in the kitchen without my brother bitching about the Must Wear Pants and the No Sex Outside Bedroomsrules.
Riley:I really hate the Must WearPantsrule.
Alex:None of those rules at myapartment.
Riley:I know. Iloveit.
Alex:So…does that mean you're coming over and stayingtonight?
