Shannon:I never said I was watching porn
Will:And you haven’t denied it either.
Will:You want me to bring my gear the next time I see you? Give you the real thigh holster experience?
Will:What does it for you, peanut? Some enhanced interrogation? Camo? Underwater knot tying?
Will:You want to watch while I do push-ups?
Shannon:Oh my jesus
Shannon:Can we please not talk about this anymore. Or ever again.
Will:Sure. Agree to one thing.
Shannon:Ugh what
Will:You’re not allowed to watch porn without me. Got it?
Shannon:Yes sir.
Will:Ohhhh that was nice.
*
Shannon:Hey. Are you awake?
Will:Yes
Shannon:I can’t sleep. Tell me something interesting.
Will:One of my guys thinks he’s coined a new sex term for visiting each port
Shannon:Right there. That one. That was pretty special.
Will:He calls it “getting in 3 holes of golf”
Shannon:Gross
Shannon:Amusing, and something Riley would totally say, but gross
Shannon:He’d probably aspire to that as well
Will:I like how you automatically understood that one.
Shannon:I have 4 brothers. My office is like a locker room
Shannon:Tell me something else
Will:I want to roll over at 2 in the morning and find you, not a text message
Will:I love talking to you but I hate this
Will:Too real?
Shannon:No.
Shannon:I know exactly what you mean.
