*
Will:I’m going down range for a bit
Shannon:Should I understand that comment?
Will:It means I’ll be off the grid.
Shannon:With the baby seals?
Will:No. I have to jump on a mission.
Shannon:A real one? Not training?
Will:Real
Shannon:Oh. Ok.
Shannon:Don’t take out the wrong dictator
Will:I’ll try.
Will:Be good while I’m gone, peanut.
Shannon:I’ll try.
Shannon:Just be careful, ok?
Will:I will.
*
Will:You up
Will:Fuck this has been a long week
Will:I want to talk to you
Will:I miss you
Shannon:How can you miss me? You haven’t spent enough time with me to miss me
Will:Yeah it shocks me too
Shannon:That must have been some mission
Will:Affirmative.
Shannon:Nice to know you made it back in one piece.
Will:Terrorists are a lot like king salmon. Life is great until the seals show up
Will:And don’t think I didn’t notice you worrying about my ass
Will:You going soft on me now?
Shannon:About as soft as your cock
Will:Awwww that’s sweet