She really likes you, G.
Everett
Maybe I’m her real dad.
Miller
I will murder you, Everett.
Hayes
Boys. Settle down.
Me
Do you have room for one more at dinner?
Richardson
HOLD UP. COACH IS COMING TO DINNER?
Everett
This might be the best day of my life.
Sullivan
Are you sure you want to subject yourself to video games and fighting over who gets what on their plate? It’s not worth it.
Mitchell
Says the guy who brought pie last time and stayed for two hours.
Sullivan
Piper was socializing. That wasn’t my choice.
Miller
Of course there’s room, Coach.
Everett
This really is going to be such a good night. Hannah is coming to dinner too, which means all my favorite people are in one place. WAYYYY UP, I feel blessed.
Me
Nobody else send me a message or I’ll rescind my invitation.
Richardson
Please. You’ll be there, and you’re excited about it, aren’t you?
Coach?
Coachhhhhhhh?
K. Bye.
