Frowning, I saw the message was from about two hours ago.
No?I replied impressed the Dani was up looking for potential news segments as early as she was.We should use that in a segment, it’d be a great piece!
While I waited for my assistant to reply, I scrolled until I found Chyna’s name. Her picture always made me giggle. It was of her making this stupid face as if she were sucking on a penis. Clicking her name, I started up a text.
Bitch…
I knew she was up getting her kids ready for whatever activity they had planned for the day.
Yes…
In my head I could see her with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand while her tennis bracelet gleamed in the sunlight.
You won’t believe what just happened.
She sent a devil emoji.You got arrested?
Girl, what? No…I woke up after a night of drinking.
She sent another devil emoji.Did my girl get some strange last night? Please tell me you got some strange so I can live vicariously through you.
Shaking my head, I began furiously typing because I could hear Kelton’s voice quietly continuing his conversation.
Ew, I would never. And I mean…it wasn’t exactly some strange.
The phone started to ring in my hands, the vibrations traveling up my arms. Chyna was calling for the details.
“What?”
“Girl…are you and Big Dick Kels…”
I hissed, looking over my shoulder. “I don’t remember how he got in my apartment.”
She laughed on the other end. “You probably called him.”
“You know what’s even weirder, he somehow had my address. I never gave that out.”
Chyna laughed. “That was Paul. He asked Paul and Paul asked me.”
“Me and Paul are going to have a serious talk about boundaries,” I murmured peaking around for Kelton again.
“You’ll have your chance in a few days.” From the sound of Chyna’s voice I could tell she was grinning.
“Chy?”
“Yes?”
I frowned. “How do you know Kelton has a big dick?”
There was an awkward pause on the other end of the line before my friend recovered. “Because bitch, I saw that video Messy Mandy posted. Much like every woman in America.”
“Ewww!”
I responded just as Kelton re-entered the room, that cocky big dick energy taking up the whole room. The man had way to much swagger and it annoyed the hell out of me.
“I gotta go, girl,” I quickly hung up before Chyna could respond.
“Don’t pretend you’re disgusted by all this,” he smiled.
