I went outside and SGAP nearly ran me over. I gasped, “Hey, now. Watch where you are going on this blessed event that I inspired.” SGAP growled, “DYLAN FUCKING FROST!” I teased, “That was so close to the words you were looking for. Say it with me, I’ll even go slow because I know you love that. ‘Thhhhaaannnnkkkkk yyyyyooooouuuuuu, Dyyyylllllaaannnn.’ See? It wasn’t so hard.”
SGAP grumbled, “It’s fucking Thanksgiving, not Christmas!” I replied, “A truly horrible holiday that has only been in the way for years. Honestly, you should’ve seen this coming when I said we’d have a planning session today for my Christmas Party. I’m disappointed in you.”
SGAP growled, “DYLAN!” I sighed, “I’ll get over it. Everyone gets disappointed sometimes, that’s life for you. It cuts me tothe quick that it’s you disappointing me. You rarely do so in an actual disappointing way.”
Fang snickered, “Thor is saying they did know.” Well, he hadn’t said it out loud yet. I continued, “I expect you to get all the things in life that you do because you’re you. That’s disappointing but more so at the universe. This.” I made a fake dagger to the heart.
I pouted, “It cut me deep, SGAP. I don’t think you pay one iota of attention to me and the things I dislike. I’ll have to increase the number of memos I send.” I paused dramatically then said, “Ah, I see what you’re doing. You’re doing the work for the people. You want more memos from me on this USELESS, HORRIBLE in the way holiday.”
SGAP dryly retorted, “Literally no one needs more memos from you.” I nodded, “I hear what you’re not saying. You don’t hear from me enough. I’ll just make a note to send you more entertaining memos because your work life is ever so dull.”
SGAP growled, “DYLAN!” I waved, “No, no, it’s totally understandable, SGAP. We all have take our mate to work days now, and those are far superior days with fun filled times. Your precious Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess even made sure you don’t overwork yourself. Now, your days are dull and drab until you’re with her again.”
I fanned my face, “You need more memos from little old me to get through the day. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I can’t believe I didn’t think of it. Poor SGAP, I made you complain about my super awesome, fun idea about sexy outfits that your sister in law came up with.”
SGAP sighed, “Lucinda did this?” I grinned, “Yes, my full blooded Fairy bestie was all about it. Faerie is even playing too. You’re kind of making me blush, continuing to talk to me while your mate is out there waiting for you to catch her.”
I teased, “You embarrass us so when you act like this with me. Just accept this useless holiday is now in the past. I will use it as a springboard into the Christmas season. It’s a horrid holiday that brought on the cold war in my pack. I SHALL AVENGE THE COLD WAR THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS TRAITOROUS AND CURSED HOLIDAY!”
SGAP sighed, “Dylan, that was a relationship miscommunication caused by us not having all the damn facts. Which you now have about Fairies.” I replied, “I slept IN A DOGHOUSE!” SGAP snorted, “That you bought! There are such things as a self-fulfilling prophecy!”
I gasped, “I know that you know that I know, I never planned for ANYONE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE IN THEM! Don’t you worry, I have yet again filled our territory with flowers from the precious Mountain Brook flower shop.”
I whispered, “I planned ahead too, so I had ALL the flowers possible placed there. It’s like the precious blue flower threw up IN Blue Moon.” SGAP replied, “You do that every year now. Blue and Lavender roses are in abundance in your pack.”
I grinned saying, “Don’t worry, since we are all here and I was in charge of decorations I didn’t leave this pack out.” SGAP groaned, “Dylan, for fuck’s sake.” I replied, “I shall never slack on my job as Beta again.”
SGAP sighed, “No one thinks you slack off at your job.” I cooed, “You love me so and the compliments are getting out of hand. That was one was even direct. Anyway, I got jewelry and chocolate flown in from Switzerland again.”
SGAP asked, “You did what now?” I continued, “I even hired a lovely, adorably nice man to bring said chocolate on the private plane I chartered for him. NO ONE SHALL EVER THREATEN TO MAKE ME THE ALPHA AGAIN!”
SGAP sighed, “It would’ve been Lacy, and I wouldn’t have let that happen. Lucas would’ve never lost his title.” I fanned myface, “See? Do you see how distressed I was that I didn’t just march on over to your territory and cry wolf about what was going on?”
I shouted, “NAY! Dylan Frost had an epic freakout. I spent SO MUCH money. Which now I do yearly because eventually Lucas will shout ‘FINE FORGET THANKSGIVING!’ You will hear my evil laugh from here, I say. This holiday SHALL be thrown out.”
SGAP shook his head, “You’re insane. Go find your mate.” Fang snickered in my head, “Thor is saying with more outfits like his mate is wearing, or sluttier, and he could get over the holiday.” I snorted, “I knew it! Secretly, SGAP loves it and his wolf gives him away.”
I told SGAP, “You mean I’m a genius who gets you laid more often. I’m such a giver since we all know this is a problem that afflicts you.” I whispered, “Note my sarcasm.” At normal volume I lamented, “Even before your precious Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess came into your life, you were getting in any type of way you wanted to do the dance of no pants with either gender.”
SGAP warned, “Can we not talk about that right now?” I asked, “Why? Your perfect mate doesn’t care that everyone was warm for your form. One day more people will care that you weren’t warm for mine.” SGAP sighed, “For god’s sake, this again. Go find Lacy.”
I grinned, “I thought you’d never say that. Honestly, I thought we’d chat during the entire sexy time I’d allotted for the day.” SGAP growled at me. I waved, “Awwww, shucks. You know your declarations of love get me going.” I skipped off in search of my mate.
I told my wolf, “I’m such a good friend.” Fang chuckled, “We are a great friend, and I love that Thor told me we can get him onboard.” I snorted, “We can get anyone with the last name Conners onboard. None of them like Thanksgiving, because Mommy Queenie Meanie always made it about her.”
Fang agreed, “We did make Thor, Steele, Olaf, and Kobe quite mad at Mommy Queenie Meanie on Dylan and Lacy day.” I agreed, “That we did. Plus, until our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess showed up, their horrid mother planned the holiday that sucked all the joy out of life. We can easily get them onboard.”
Fang snorted, “We needed our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess onboard. That’s when they will all fall into our plans.” Which was quite simple since she only googled the dang holiday. The importance was placed on having a turkey, pie, and family. Nothing said the decorations were key.
Lucas linked me, “Dylan, you don’t have to keep filling the territory with blue roses, chocolate, and jewelry every year. Emmaline isn’t mad.” I replied, “I feel you did not mention the lavender roses for my lovely and charming mate.”
I caught her scent and shifted into Fang. I pranced past Olaf, Kobe, and Steele. All of whom huffed at Fang, which just put an extra pep in his step. Fang snorted, “Wait until they find out you set Herb up on a blind date.”
I replied, “Nathan needs some fun and it’s not a date, per se. It’s a meeting with another person who lost their spouse. Who just so happens to be a woman. It was all very organic and funny how that worked out.” Fang snickered at me.
Dale linked me, “Dylan, did you set Nathan up on a date?” I replied, “Who me?” Dale snorted, “Dylan.” I replied, “They can be friends. Who go to lunch, a movie, and if he feels so inclined to invite her to my dinner he’s welcome to. Then an evening activity if they desire. The making of the beast with two backs isn’t off the table.” Dale snorted, “Dylan.”
I gasped, “Oh no! Did he call you to be his getaway emergency? Don’t do it, Dale! HE NEEDS THIS! We have an Alpha who has LONG since needed his Alpha Swagger back! Iknow this and so do you. The poor man hasn’t had any fun for decades.”
