Haley snorted, “That makes two of us.” Miley asked, “Who are we helping?” I answered, “It’s me!” I practically sang it. Miley laughed, “I’m definitely coming to join whatever is going on after I cancel your day, Hales. This is going to be fun.”
Haley agreed, “So much fucking fun. Portal in because I’m locking the door.” I squealed, “AND WE ARE LOCKING SGAP OUT?! Do you do that often? I will have to encourage our precious Water Fairy Luna to do that to my loveable Sleep Tyrant. Maybe that would keep him in bed during such hours one should sleep.”
Haley laughed, “A Luna is afuckingllowed to have locked door meetings when it is urgent, and a pack member requires privacy. Or an ally is in crisis.” I asked, “Do you have a perfect Luna manual hidden somewhere? Because that sounded like something you just recited from a book.” Fang agreed, “It was.” I knew that I just wanted her to say it.
Haley chuckled, “I am reciting rules, Dylan.” Miley cleared her throat, “Alright. I’m going to ruin days, dare people to talkback, and go all golden eyed on people. It’s really going to be the best time for me. I’ll join you soon.” Miley hung up.
I said, “Before we go full planning mode and get our invitations out by the end of the day, pleaseeee tell me how you know ALL the pack rules. It’s keeping me up at night. I adore the fact you’ve learned them, and I’ll keep your secret. I’m a vault.” Until the right moment arises.
Haley chuckled, “You are aware my father has extensive files on people.” I acknowledged, “I have noticed that your scary Ninja files are intense.” Haley replied, “Then you should know that I am fully aware you can keep a secret, Dylan Frost.” Realizations clicked for me.
I gasped, “You knew when I stopped having my Christmas parties and why! THE CREEPY NINJA’S KNEW ABOUT DYLANMAS!” Haley agreed, “I did and we do. My dad’s file noted it, but Eric’s file had the actual reason it stopped. Not that I needed it noted because I have observation skills. As a one day to be therapist, you admitting it to yourself and out loud needed to happen.”
My jaw dropped, “Ohhhhhh, you’re good. I didn’t even realize you therapy ninja’d me. SGAP was so distraught over the lack of Dylanmas he put it in a file. His love for me is so great and vast. This is truly a whole moment for me.”
Haley laughed, “You’re fucking hilarious.” She conjured a book and I squeaked in delight. Fang said, “Oh my god.” I whisper screamed, “You did get it! Did you use a charm to repair it?” I thumbed to the last page and actually gasped at the name right there in fancy handwriting.
Fang growled, “That HORRIBLE woman.” Yeah, that word was lacking. Haley answered, “No, I used a charm to discover it.” I rubbed my face, “Wow. I thought she was just after you, but it’s all the mates. I mean I thought she wanted to mold them into herself, but it’s so much worse than that. Gosh, she reallyis Mommy Queenie Meanie. I’m going to have to up my subtle ways to be mean to her.”
Haley chuckled, “Please do.” Fang asked, “Should we mention we already do that?” I answered, “Haley probably knows already with the whole contingent of Creepy Ninja’s. Which means they approve of our methods and now we must go deeper. We have to have their approval and until they step in, we’ve not gone far enough.” Fang snickered knowing they would do nothing no matter what I did.
I thumbed through a few pages before I said, “Ok, this is a bombshell that needs to marinate in my mind. Let’s get to planning. We are behind and that’s an actual disaster.” Haley laughed, “Well, tell me about your old parties. I need a sense for what you did so we can top it.”
Yes, that was the energy needed. Lucas linked, “Are you spending all day in the Christmas shop?” I replied, “I’m in an urgent ally meeting, Lucas. I’m in a crisis.” Lucas growled, “Why are you in a crisis? Oh shit. You’re with Haley, aren’t you? Why?” I was so proud of his deduction skills.
Fang chuckled, “He went from worried about us to worried about what we were doing so fast.” Which I loved about my best friend. I replied, “All shall be revealed in due time. Travis Frost will help you with any random meetings that come up. Since I did have that set up and ready to go in case I spent all day with Saint Nick in his magical store.”
I linked Travis, “Christmas Store Plan is enacted. You must help Lucas with his day as his temporary Beta.” Travis snorted, “Why? You already knew the caroler you were picking for Lacy. Are you just spending all day with Saint Nick? Because you can just say that.”
I replied, “I said what I said, Travis.” Travis chuckled, “Alright, I’ll head to the main house and do Beta things for Lucas. Have fun and enjoy your day!” I replied, “I always havefun. You are now in charge of bringing the fun for the Sleep Tyrant. Maybe make him run so much that he sleeps at night. We are all counting on you, baby brother.” Travis snorted out a laugh in reply.
I thumbed through albums on my phone and tapped the Christmas Party one. I told Haley, “Here they all are.” Haley grinned, “I fucking love how Beta wolves are alfuckingways prepared.” Haley went through them, and I actually saw her excitement taking over her face.
Fang said, “This feels like Christmas.” I agreed, “It’s the magic of the holiday. We are seeing her emotions play out. Think of how the Creepy Ninja’s will love us for this. That means no walls are up in the bond and they know how happy she is. We truly give everyone the best presents.”
I gasped to my wolf, “OMG! SGAP IS SMILING SOMEWHERE BECAUSE SHE IS SO HAPPY! Beta’s should be able to link, because I could tell Beta Caleb, Beta Nick, Or Beta Jim to provide evidence henceforth and with haste.” Fang agreed, “We should be able to link other Beta’s.”
Haley put the phone down saying, “So, I have a really fucking fun idea. Because your events were already massive parties and they were all fun. Hell, they were even decorated quite well too. I think you’re missing the game element.”
I replied, “I love all those words. I had games, but I just know my Super Special Fun Sized Awesome Fairy Ninja Goddess means some other type of fun thing that’s going to blow my mind.” Fang admitted, “I’m actually quite excited to hear this.” Yeah, me too.
Haley laughed, “Well, I’ve done a lot of research into Christmas.” Fang chuckled. I made a ‘go on’ gesture saying, “I love all those words, keep it going.” Miley entered the room, and Haley handed her my phone to view the album.
Miley squealed, “Are we planning Dylan’s Christmas Party? Dylanmas is back?!” I replied, “My epic return to hosting a Friends Christmas Party shall come with a twist we are waiting to hear about. I do love that you knew about Dylanmas. It’s really making my whole day.” Miley winked at me.
Haley jumped back in, “Right. So, everyone who’s been to the party before will be expecting the extravagance. The game will shock the shit out of them.” Miley said, “Since it’s your game, definitely. This realm is unprepared.” They exchanged smiles. Fang squealed, “I love it already.” Me too.
I cheered, “YES! Brown stained pants coming up. How?” Haley answered, “We make them save Christmas. We’ll have your party on Christmas Eve. Everyone will think it’s like your normal parties. Then at the end of the night Krampus will show up.”
I screamed into my hands. Fang said, “Wow. I never would’ve thought of that.” I knew that because neither would I. Miley gasped, “We get to fight someone? Who the fuck is Krampus?” I answered, “A giant, horned, goat-like demonic figure who punishes naughty pups during the Christmas season.”
Haley typed in something and pointed at her computer to show he cousin. Fang sounded thrilled, “This is going to be the best!” It really was. Haley continued, “So, we make it our own. Instead of elves, we come up with workers for Krampus to have. Because we have too many damn Supernatural’s coming to the party to just have everyone fight Krampus. He’d die too fast and that would be boring.”
I squealed, “YES! We can’t be boring that would be a travesty. What about creepy Elves? We can have them look like smaller versions of Krampus.” Haley agreed, “Yes, and we can have Krampus come in a sleigh. We’ll just have it be black with skulls on it and it can be pulled by fucking trolls.”
Fang chuckled, “She really hates trolls.” I knew that and it was amazing. I clapped, “Yes, this is the energy I need right now. No one can catch on to the new secret though. Except for Lacy, I’ll have to tell her the twist. It’s Dylanmas and keeping my Alpha in the know will make her happy. Which in turn makes me happy.”
Haley agreed, “That’s fine and Lacy will fucking love it.” Fang purred, “Yes, mate will because she is perfect.” Lacy was everything to me. Haley asked, “What do you think about a pajama theme?” I admitted, “I’ve never had one of those.”
