I whispered, “That I made for you because you are no fun. SGAP held a sign with glitter on it.” SGAP growled, “They ALL had fucking glitter!” I chuckled, “I know. I knew that you would hold one for your brother because you are ever so proud. Rightfully so too.”
Harold asked, “You guys thought I quit?” SGAP said, “I didn’t know they thought that. I knew you didn’t quit, I just always had conflicts on your game days.” I coughed, “Engineered conflicts to make the third born feel unseen and forgotten.”
Jackson shouted, “EXCUSE ME?!” I nudged Harold again, “Don’t worry though, thought he was unseen Conners Alpha, I see all. I just have to know when to drop the information. SGAP needed the clipping in time to make sure he didn’t have a scheduling conflict.”
Beta Tex sighed, “Dylan.” I replied, “I just have to imagine Mommy Queenie Meanie’s face was priceless when she foundout. Because see I had my Luna at the time distracting her, unknowingly on Debbie’s part. I know she would’ve done it if I told her, but I had it all set up. There was a week-long girlie deal in town.”
I sighed happily, “I just wish I had been there to see how red she turned when you all announced you were going to Harold’s big game. The sacrifices I made to be standing at the entrance to pass out the glittery signs I stayed up late to make with the other pups cannot be discounted. Such a huge sacrifice on my part.”
I added, “Oh, and I had your pack’s pups doing it too because I just know in my soul Mommy Queenie Meanie lost it over that fact. Because what could she say? The packs showed how much they love you Serious Conners boy lot. It was adorable that the pack teachers coordinated together for it, people said so.”
I tapped my chin, “I thought for sure I had her that time because Nathan would have questions, but obviously Porter would have more. I just don’t know how Mommy Queenie Meanie got that baseball coach to lie about Harold re-joining the team when he heard that he was close to breaking a record. It was sad when he ended up dying a month later. Odd. Again. I just want to say that.”
Fang grumbled, “We just need to prove it was her.” Mommy Queenie Meanie obviously had connections with other evil people. I refused to believe she could hide her own tracks that well. So, obviously other evil people that are smarter fix it and she just paid over her faux pas.
Harold asked, “My coach told dad I’d re-joined the team?” I answered, “With a straight face, no less, the man said that to your dad and Porter. I hid in the cart that holds all the team’s laundry to capture the moment Nathan realized his mate was up to her evil shenanigans for NOTHING!”
“I reeked so bad I had to shower at the gym because my mom wouldn’t let me in the house. Which normally, I’d call her crazyconspiracy theory mad self mean for; this one time she had a point. I’d been in there for FOUR HOURS!”
“I was on the cusp of greatness, and it was yanked away from me. I searched that man’s office but found NO REASON for him to lie. I couldn’t get into his computer because I didn’t have his password. He was so rude not to write it down anywhere for me to find and unlock his secrets.”
I sighed, putting the back of my hand on my forehead, “If only we knew Harper’s Boytoy Lover back then. He could’ve hacked all the financials for me. I really do feel that would’ve given us answers because it had to be a bribe. The man was a good coach and person. He was just a human who liked money. Who could blame him? Not I. I had other people I blamed.”
SGAP said, “I’m in the anger stage, Dylan. You can go now.” I gasped, “No, I can’t! I haven’t gotten to Jackson’s grief yet. That means you’re not mad enough. Let me have my balance.” Alpha Male Teke came over with a weary expression.
Alpha Male Teke asked, “What’s going on over here?” I snorted, “Don’t listen to all the dirty laundry then pretend not to know what’s happening. Where is Alpha Kaa? She’d tell you I was spitting FACTS, and she was but a young pup during most of this. Alpha Kaa has no love for Mommy Queenie Meanie. Ask me why later, I’ll tell you all about it.”
SGAP asked, “Excuse me?” I gasped, “Oh no. You haven’t heard about the drama between Mommy Queenie Meanie and Alpha Kaa! That’s my bad. Just remember when you ask, it started when Alpha Kaa was a mere pup of eight and continued. Moving on.”
SGAP snarled, “I don’t think we are doing that.” I disagreed, “We are though, because we were going to discuss how Mommy Queenie Meanie constantly kept Jackson apart from Molly. Even telling him on multiple occasions she was certain Molly wasgoing to end up being now a Beta Magnus’s, over in the Purple Howlers pack, mate.”
Jackson growled proving my point. Fang snorted, “Steele is mad.” Good. I needed him to remember how pissed off he was about that situation. I pointed to myself, “Now, I know that’s legit crazy because they were best friends with ZERO chemistry.” Beta Tex snorted, “I’d say it’s negative chemistry.”
I agreed, “It totally is negative, but in love with Molly second oldest Conners was crushed. Mommy Queenie Meanie always made comments, even when he was but four years old. That poor little pup nearly cried whenever Magnus and Molly were together. All because the Gryla the evil Christmas Witch you call mom went on and on about how cute they were together.”
SGAP growled. Jackson snarled, “Molly is mine!” I replied, “Yes, and yet you have beef with Beta Magnus because Mommy Queenie Meanie instilled it in your head. You crossed the border with SGAP to lose your virginity because Mommy Queenie Meanie lied to you about a date that Molly and Beta Magnus never went on.”
SGAP asked, “Wait, what?” I nodded, “Yeah, she even made sure to mention that they were going out in the woods and threw in a wink. I was going to tell him that wasn’t true, but I had to confirm it first. Beta Magnus did have a date that night, but it wasn’t with Molly.”
Jackson snarled, “I know that now.” I whispered, “Yes, I know you do. We were telling SGAP and your other brothers how Mommy Queenie Meanie tried to keep you apart from your fated mate.” I glanced over at SGAP’s angry red face and spotted his Hackura guard.
I squealed, “Dawson! I knew you were faded back there. Where is your ever delightful mate? She’s the gasoline to my fire in situations like these.” Dawson answered, “She’s around.” Iclapped, “YAY! Look at SGAP’s face. Do you know what face that is?”
Dawson answered, “His super pissed off one.” I complimented him, “Very good. You’re so close to being right. See, you haven’t known him long enough to know that’s his realization angry face. SGAP here is realizing that as much as he tried to get his brother and Molly moments together Mommy Queenie Meanie was working to tear them apart with lies.”
I whispered, “Later SGAP, ask who sent him out of town on her birthday because it wasn’t a voluntary trip contrary to popular belief. Mommy Queenie Meanie also paraded every eligible bachelor into Yellow Hills until Isabella threatened them with her skillet and Beta Isaac pounced into action.”
I added, “You know, now that I’m thinking about it it’s weird that Isaac, Alpha Baby Daddy, Alpha formerly Security Crazy, and Alpha Stable Daniels brother were out of town when that occurred.” Darrin asked, “Did you just refer to Frank as formerly security crazy and Cameron as the stable Daniels brother?”
I answered, “Obviously. It seems so convenient that they were out of town while Molly was ever so uncomfortable. Isabella was even out of the pack. Odd. That’s what one should find that. Especially since SGAP worked so hard to get his brother and Molly together. Let’s all recall Mommy Queenie Meanie’s face when they returned mated. It was a pained expression. I have that ready for your viewing pleasure.”
I texted them the picture. Fang said, “Mission accomplished, they are no longer sad.” I replied, “I know that’s right.” I told Beta Tex, “Gosh, I knew hanging onto this picture was the right thing to do. I knew it would come in handy.”
“There were so many times I itched to release it, but it’s finally seen the sun in this joyous moment. All to stop the grief and guilt felt for evil Mommy Queenie Meanie. I practically do Selene’s work for her. I’m not sure what she does with me downhere helping out. I will be accepting gifts for the joy I brought to your pack by bringing the stoic Conners men all to anger.”
SGAP asked, “Have you been HIDING in our garden to take pictures?” I chuckled, “I really wish you would remember what specific garden that it is, but that’s ok.” SGAP snorted, “I know what garden it is, Dylan. It’s the one outside my damn office.”
I replied, “Yes, and it has such nice hedges to hide in.” Maybe he’d destroy them now since he knew I hid in them. Fang snorted, “That ruins our fun of one day dropping that it’s the Claudzilla garden to our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess.”
