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In the margin, he’d written:
Just kidding. Wear whatever you want. You look good in everything. Even the haunted slippers.
Clause 7.1 – Household Responsibilities:
Maggie handles the playlist.
Roman handles the trash.
Joint effort on IKEA furniture, but Maggie is not allowed to throw Allen wrenches when frustrated.
Roman agrees to stop putting empty ice cream cartons back in the freezer. Maggie agrees to stop accusing Roman of crimes she later realizes she committed during sleep-eating.
Clause 8.0 – Final Addendum:
If Maggie James ever feels unsafe, unseen, unchosen, or unloved in this apartment, Roman Velasquez agrees to:
Listen
Try again
Fight for her
Stay
