Page 129 of The Cuddle Clause


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Clause 5.0 – Emotional Safety:

This apartment will remain a safe space for:

Panic attacks

Hormonal meltdowns

Crying during dog movies

Needing to be held for no reason

Needing to not be touched at all

He’d underlined that last part twice.

I didn’t even realize I was crying until a tear hit the paper.

Clause 6.2 – Maggie’s Closet:

Maggie is permitted to take up seventy percent of the shared closet space. However, Roman shall retain veto power over any garment he deems ‘unfit for human wear,’ including but not limited to:

The sweatshirt with holes in three unrelated places

The ancient pair of bunny slippers with one eye missing

Any sock that stands upright on its own