I did. Roman, there’s more to life than getting from point A to point B. There are a lot of little things in between point A and point B and the whole point of the journey is to enjoy those little things.
You might lose. Until then, can you please close your eyes and enjoy being on a team that’s going to the playoffs?
Are you doing it?
Roman
Yes. I’m doing it.
You’re very good at pep talks
Lavinia
I learned from the best
Roman
Wanna return the favor?
Lavinia
How?
Roman
You can teach me all the ways I can have you screaming my name.
Lavinia
That’s not something that can be taught. It involves a lot of raw, natural talent. I’m hard to please.
Roman
Bet I can do it in under five minutes
Lavinia
It takes you five whole minutes? My vibrator can do it in two.
Roman
Oh, Blossom, you never want a machine to do a man’s job.
Lavinia
I do if the men fail repeatedly.
Roman
You just haven’t found the right man. I offer my services.
Lavinia
I will take your offer under advisement for the day I run out of batteries.
JUNE
Lavinia