Roman
Please, my dreams don’t involve you kissing me.
Lavinia
Rude.
Roman
I mean, it’s not just kissing.
Lavinia
What do we do in your dreams?
Roman
A lot of things that involve fewer clothes.
Lavinia
Oh, that’s nice, but I can’t go on a beach vacation on account of me being a ginger. Five minutes in the sun and I burn like the fires of hell are chasing me.
Roman
So this is how you want to play it?
Lavinia
I don’t know what you’re talking about
MAY
Lavinia
Are you excited?
Roman
Nah. I don’t get excited about stuff like this.
Lavinia
You’re going to the Stanley Cup playoffs. It’s not ‘stuff like this’. You’re allowed to be excited.
Roman
But if I get excited, there’s a chance we’ll lose and then what will be the point of being excited.
Lavinia
Sigh.
Roman
Did you really send me that?
Lavinia
