Biggie dick boi
Bing bong
Bing bing ring a ding ding
Did you get any of those? I thought maybe if I sent enough messages, maybe one would get through.
IDK maybe some of them are.
*Image*
This is the biggest banana I’ve ever seen in my life. Look at the girth…. and speaking of girth.
*Image*
Hey look, I have a banana dick. What do you think? I think I look quite dashing.
It’s not as big as yours but I think I could do some real damage.
When you get back, I’m going to bounce on yours until it falls off.
Your banana dick that is.
Just warning you.
JK. No but really
Yours is so much prettier than my banana dick
I mean more manly. You have the biggest, most manly dickof all the dicks.
I shall name him your obi-wand. And I would like to politely request that you split me in half like Darth Maul. Only make it hot dog style instead of hamburger. Please and thank you.
Hold the mustard but I’ll take the ketchup
I don’t even know what that means, but I can’t wait to hear what you come up with.
Okay... I don’t know. I miss you
SIGH. I miss you so bad
Ten four. Casanova please report for duty
Roger. We need proof of life. Stat.
Any day now.
Fuck.
This is really hard.
I wish I at least knew where you were.
The gremlin is being really bad today, and I feel like something is really wrong.
I know I promised you that I would keep my anxiety in check, but I’m really starting to freak out. I hope you’re okay.
I love you.
