an absolute unit.
Mary
I am blocking all of you.
Willa
Oh good, you’re alive!
Leo
no death by penis
Mary
YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE.
Sean sends a slew of phallic-looking emojis, many eggplants, and baguettes, which I will give points for creativity.
Leo leaves laughing reactions on like fifteen messages, making my phone buzz again with every one.
This is the problem with being this close with your siblings; no damn boundaries.
Mary
You all need to stop thinking about me having sex. it’s not normal.
Willa
right, right
Leo
of course, we’re sorry.
Nate sends a row of kneeling emojis, as if in prayer for forgiveness.
Vanessa
(but blink twice if you had sex with him)
Mary
GOODBYE, GOING ON MY HONEYMOON, SEE YOU PERVERTS NEVER.
Willa
Text us every day!
Nate
send pictures!!!
Leo
take a picture of every meal, literally every one
Sean
