The day after my wedding,I wake to an empty bed and thirty-two texts in the family group chat, most of which are from Willa and Nate asking about my first night asMary Orlov. Those two are worse than the women that my mother hangs out with, nosier and more invasive by double, if I had to give a generously low estimate.
Willa
Did you sleep with him?
Vanessa
Leave her alone
Nate
Right leave her alone
(but did you?)
Willa
It’s a reasonable question, they’re married and Mary is hot! Of course he wants her!
Nate
and maxim needs a baby
Vanessa
they got married YESTERDAY
Nate
and Maxim isn’t getting any younger!
Sean
he is an old fuck
Willa
Babe don’t say that
Nate
not cool, Sean
Vanessa
He’s not even forty, aren’t you like 35???
Sean
I didn’t say he was ugly, I said he was old.
He is handsome, though. Dude’s built like a building.
Leo
Real
Nate
