Worship

Sleeping hot guy? Check.
Fancy hotel room? Check.
The only thing covering me-a sheet? Check.
Ring on my finger? Check.

Fu*trumpet. Why is there a ring on my finger?
Ever woke up in a hotel room, married to a guy you just met? No? Just me?
I guess after getting arrested, changing clothes with strangers and dancing in a fountain, my new marital status is the least of my worries.
Besides, would it really be so terrible being married to my dream guy?